Holy Crap, I'm Blogging

So I swore this would never happen; that I would want to write down the insanity that proves to be my life in some attempt to impress people with my overall understanding of life and/or interesting happenings (or incongruous use of punctuation and grammar that I am certain to butcher thrice over) that...happen. While by no means will I make wild claims that I know exactly what I am doing or even want- Life (at this moment) is so nutty and mostly absurd that I can't not expand on it here.
I live in New York.
Sometimes I forget just how abnormal life is here until one goes in for an "open call" in a restaurant where headshots are a "must", and should you provide the correct amount of boobage to appease the guy looking you up and down (who seems to have an education/life awareness on par with the pigeon I made eye contact with on my way to this glorious cattlecall) then you might receive "callback". REALLY?! A callback to schlep around booze? Will this include a two-minute monlogue of our opinion on the required "uniform" consisting of bandaids and a water gun?
To appease the Rent Gods, I am working for a marketing company (until something less evil and more accomodating for auditions comes along) where I find myself escaping to the bathroom to gather myself and breathe. I liken this job to having plastic wrap enveloping my entire head tightly.
So, as I search for a new job and attempt to create a more stable, positive and fulfilling life - you are welcome to hear of my woes and conquests.

...and the journey continues.